ok. i luv this song..

a great song to listen to start ur day.. :)

My stupid creature..

hahaha...

men

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have No money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

fake bokeh

just try adding fake bokeh to my pic..  ;)

sliparjepunkecik@JB

Some of it yg berjaye diedit..  dgn malu2 slambek gak aku wat kat studio nih..  ish..  :(

How??? how???

aku frust.. bengang.... sbb pe?
sbb x dapat gmba cantik2, x dapat edit gmba cantik2 mase gi singapore tuh..

the truth is aku segan nak tgk gamba2 aku... sbb pc kat studio... semue org nampak kalo aku bukak gmba2 tuh... huuu.. i need my safe zone.. huuuu....
kalo macam ni la sampai abes sem pon aku x edit2 gmba kot.. ish2...


bile kat umah, senang je aku nak edit2 gmba.. tgl rajen malas je... bile kat studio, kang bukak potoshop sket kang ade yg datang, aduiii..

help me people....
i cant work this way.. huhuhhuhu...

the best workspace agaknye kat gua yg dapat electric supply.. ade ke?

ps: aku jajah beberape tmpat di nilai ptg td.. huhu

lawak lucah negeri aku

aku amek dr frenste mende nih.. sunggoh lucah bekas pelajar skolah aku tuh.. hohohoh.. xpe2.. funny tho.. ;)

Pada suatu petang sepasang teruna dan dara duduk di bawah sepohon pokok sambil menikmati suasana indah di tepi pantai port dickson.

Dara : Abang sayang tak kek den..??

Teruna : Dah tontulah sayang..apo hal eh pulak tanyo nih..?

Dara : Sajo, yo... abangggg. .eden ado satu toka toki nih..??

Teruna : Apo bondo eh ??

Dara : Kalau abang sayang kek eden..kono jawab dongan botul tau... .

Teruna : Abang cubolah.. camano tuh..

Dara : Kalau abang botul pandai..cubo sobutkan bezo eh antaro burung dan kapa torobang ?

Teruna : umangg aiiii... Sonang eh... .

burung bondo idup,kapa torobang tidak, botul tak ?

Dara : Salah... cubo laei..

Teruna : Burung kocik dan kapa torobang bosa gilo... ... .

Dara : Salahhhhhhhhhh. . cubo laei..ni poluang terakhir tau

Teruna : Burung ringan... kapa torobang boghek gilo... .

Dara : somuo eh salah... !! apo la punyo lombab..hahahahah.

Teruna : Apo nih..somuo eh salah..apo jawapan ehh..??

Dara : Dongar botul yo..Kapa Torobang bilo naik..makin lamo makin kocikk... 'BURUNG' lak makin naik makin memBOSARRRRRRRRRRRR ... ..!!hwah..hwah.. hwah..tak gitu...